i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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