He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
please come you make the beer taste better
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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