i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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