The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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