So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
