Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I need moral support for this bender
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
