i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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