Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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