girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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