So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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