I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
His nipple licking is glorious
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