I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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