Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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