Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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