this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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