Kiss
Puke
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't deserve a penis
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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