I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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