Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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