Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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