3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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