the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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