how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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