I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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