You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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