the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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