what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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