Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize