I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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