worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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