Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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