Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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