i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
3pm strippers are depressing
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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