rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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