They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
vagina is talking i cant
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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