There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
