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say what?
wanna hang out?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
