letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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