I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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