he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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