And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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