she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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