Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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