as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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