found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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