Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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