Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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