im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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