Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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