So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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