Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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