So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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