he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
