Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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