I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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