You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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